Bassett Hound: POUND

Did you think I would leave you diie-i-iing,
When there's room on my horse for two?
Climb up here Joe, we’ll soon be flying,
I’ll rent the back end of my horse to you…

It’s five Bassets per calendar month,
With a five Basset security deposit (and no pets)
Don’t look at me like that, mate,
It’s your own fault for getting shot

(R. Harris, 2007)