middle-class rhyming slang: December 2006

Latvian Au Pair: HAIR

Darling – how should I get my Latvian cut for Oliver's birthday party?

How about 'stylish yet practical'?

Mmm… Good idea.

Looming Pensions Disaster: FASTER

Ha haaa! Looming pensions disaster, you fucking twat! Come on! Looming pensions disaster!

Honestly, Mr Oliver… er: Jamie… mate. I'm legislating for these healthier school dinners as fast as I possibly can. Revving your scooter and causing a cricket outside Number 10 isn't going to help matters.

What is Middle-Class Rhyming Slang?

Middle-Class Rhyming Slang is a secret language, believed to have developed in the mid-19th century by couples viewing suburban properties. By hiding their communications in rhyming code, prospective buyers could discuss the merits of a property without the estate agent hearing. The slang grew from these humble beginnings to cover other aspects of life such as commuting and going to the garden centre. And just as the users of the more famous Cockney rhyming slang are born within earshot of London’s Bow Bells, a bona fide user of Middle-Class Rhyming Slang must live within earshot of a TV that regularly plays the dada, dada, dada-dada bit of ‘Countdown’. I was fortunate enough to live in Muswell Hill for several years and sometimes heard the language on a daily basis. I have made the decision to record it here as a resource for future generations.

middle-class rhyming slang

Latvian Au Pair: HAIR

Looming Pensions Disaster: FASTER

"Nursery places - GO!"

What is Middle-Class Rhyming Slang?

Slang Loft (just converted!)

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